My First Time

The sky was dark
The moon was high
All alone
Just her and I
Her hair so soft
Her eyes so blue
I knew just what
She wanted to do
Her skin so soft
Her legs so fine
I ran my fingers
Down her spine
I didn't know how
But I tried my best
To place my hand
On her breasts
I remember my fear
My fast beating heart
But slowly she spread
Her legs apart
And when she did it
I felt no shame
All at once
The white stuff came
At last it's finished
It's all over now
My first time
Milking a cow!

Comment on this Joke

Nada Samsseme - 2013-02-16

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Jonathan Brown - 2014-03-07

lol so funny

hansenharlley - 2014-05-17

Well Very Funny

Sun Vale - 2014-10-07

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Chester Ratliff - 2016-02-01

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