3 men walk into a bar.
After they drink a couple of beers they are ready to leave, but the bartender won’t let them unless they have 12 inches of dick between them.
The first guy whips his out and shows 6 inches.
The second guy drops his pants and shows 5 inches.
Finally, the third guy shows his 1 inch dick.
The bartender says “Okay, that’s 12 inches you can go”.
As they’re walking away the first guy said to the third, “Thank god you had a boner or we’d still be there.”