Dying Beaver

Little Johnny was taking a shower with his grandma.

He casually asked,”Grandma whats that?” She quickly replied, “That’s my beaver”. Little Johnny didn’t say another word.

Two days later he was taking a shower with his mom. Little Johnny asked,”Mommy whats that?” She replied, “Well Johnny that’s my beaver.”

Little Johnny thought for a bit and said, “Well grandmas beaver must be dying – her tongue is hanging out!!”

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