Comebacks

So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.

Pardon me, but you've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn.

I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?

I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?

If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person alive.

I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works!

Have you considered suing your brains for non-support?

Don't you need a license to be that ugly?

I see the wheel is spinning, but the hamster looks dead.

If you had another brain, it would be lonely.

Comment on this Joke


Melissa999XD - 2012-12-01

booo

barkechic - 2013-01-22

these are mean girl jokes these jokes are so for white people get some hood black people jokes

Carter Heaton - 2014-01-20

Shut up the Pearson that wants black people jokes they can do what they want to

jayedwardcoke - 2014-06-12

Hey i went to town last week they were selling live u mite want to get one

Bishoy Matta - 2014-10-14

or you can say it not holloween yet take of that mask

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