Caught Speeding

Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?

Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.

Woman: Oh, I see.

Officer: Can I see your license please?

Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.

Officer: Don't have one?

Woman: Lost it 4 times for drunk driving.

Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.

Woman: I can't do that.

Officer: Why not?

Woman: I stole this car.

Officer: Stole it?

Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.

Officer: You what?

Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see.

The Officer looks at the woman, slowly backs away to his car, and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.

Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle
please!

The woman steps out of her vehicle.

Woman: Is there a problem sir?

Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.

Woman: Murdered the owner?

Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please.

The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.

Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am?

Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers.

The first officer is stunned.

Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license.

The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer. The officer snaps open the clutch purse and examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.

Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner.

Woman: Betcha the lying bastard told you I was speeding too.


By Dave

Comment on this Joke


Kevin M. Oliver - 2012-11-26

TOOO DAMN FUNNY

Steve Burke - 2013-01-17

good 1

Gloria Cook - 2013-01-23

Gotta read!!!!! :)

Gloria Cook - 2013-01-23

Can't see it on my Facebook yet?????

Carolyn May - 2013-01-31

Too funny

Philip Williamson - 2013-02-08

Excellent

John Piziurny - 2013-02-22

cute, but stupid, very, very very very V E R Y stupid.

Mufaddal Hamid - 2013-07-17

I like this but it is not so funny

Anita Charlene Tate Vanvleet - 2013-07-31

Too stupid lol

Rascoby Maurice Hbk - 2013-08-08

that is awesome

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