Learning to Use the Bathroom

One day Johnny’s mom was teaching him how to use the bathroom in six simple steps…

1. Pull pants down
2. Pull penis out
3. Pull foreskin back
4. Pee
5. Push foreskin forward
6. Pull pants up

A week later, Johnny’s mom was passing the bathroom when she heard him inside repeating the steps to himself: 3, 5, 3, 5, 3, 5, 3, 5…

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