Old Penis Poem

My nookie days are over
My pilot light is out
What used to be my sex appeal
Is now my water spout.

Time was when, on its own accord
From my trousers it would spring
But now I've got a full-time job
To find the blasted thing.

It used to be embarrassing
The way it would behave
For every single morning
It would stand and watch me shave.

Now as old age approaches
It sure gives me the blues
To see it hang its little head
And watch me tie my shoes.

Comment on this Joke


Jesse Arredondo - 2013-04-19

lololol!! yep!!!

River Song - 2013-04-27

funny lol

Tom Kinney - 2013-10-09

age!!!

Dave Hopkins - 2013-11-28

remembering the most wonderful dad in the world on thanksgiving...I miss you dad.

Simon Hansen - 2014-07-31

That was funny

Anne Kininmont Jardine - 2014-09-29

Love N it ,so funny !!!

Sherry Cochran Senter - 2014-11-01

This is for you Steve.

Linda Baugh Tschoepe - 2015-07-26

This is funny, but have to wonder at what age they refer to as old age.

Christy Dick - 2015-11-23

For Glenn vonlintel

Elaine Heron - 2016-01-15

Is this the one ur mums on about Cassie Tudor xx

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