What’s the difference between chopped beef and pea soup?
Everyone can chop beef, but not everyone can pea soup!
A magician was driving down the road..then he turned into a drive way…
Why don’t aliens eat clowns.
Because they taste funny.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Two snowmen are standing in a field. One says to the other: “Funny, I smell carrots too”.
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
Two peanuts walk into a bar.
One was a salted.
Once upon a time there were two muffins in the microwave. Suddenly, on of the muffins says:
“Man it’s hot in here!!!!”
The other muffin exclaims,
“Look a talking muffin!!!!”