Sick Pick Up Lines

If you were a buger I would pick you first.

If I let you suck on my tongue would you be grateful?

Nice Shoes. Wanna fuck?

I’d like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.

You remind me of my grandma except I haven’t slept with you yet.

You stole my heart. But that’s okay; I have another one at home in the fridge.

Are you free tonight or is it gonna cost me?

I wish you were a carousel at WalMart so I could ride you all day long for just a quarter!!

Hey babe, do you realize that my mouth can generate over 750 psi?

Why don’t you get down on your knees and smile like a doughnut?

The word of the day is legs. Let’s go back to my crib and spread the word.

If your left leg is Thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?

Can I touch your belly button…from the inside?

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