Yo Momma so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs.
Your mama’s so fat that her belly button makes an echo.
Yo momma’s so fat her cerial bowl comes with a lifeguard.
Yo momma so fat when she walks past window we lose four days of sun light.
Yo momma’s so fat she had to get baptized at sea world.
Yo momma’s so fat she needs a VCR for a pager.
Your momma’s so fat when she fell over, she rocked herself to sleep tryin to get back up again.
Your mammas so fat and stupid, when it was raining she used the freeway for a slip and slide.
Yo momma’s so fat that when the whales saw her they started singing “we are family.”
Yo momma is so fat when she goes to a restaurant she has to be greased in and out of the booths.
Yo mamma’s so fat she was attacked by Japanese military, they thought she was Godzilla’s wife.
Yo mamma’s so fat when she went on school field trips the school had to raise fund to feed her.
Your momma’s so fat she makes free willy look like a goldfish.
Yo momma is so fat when I laid back on her stomach I rolled twice and I was still in the middle.