Yo Momma Jokes (Part 1)

Yo momma’s so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone!

Yo momma’s arms are so short, she has to tilt her head to scratch her ear!

Yo momma’s mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound!

Yo momma’s teeth are so yellow she spits butter!

Yo momma’s so skinny she turned sideways and disappeared!

Yo momma’s so short she does back flips under the bed!

Yo momma’s so short you can see her feet on her drivers license!

Yo momma’s so poor she can’t afford to pay attention!

Yo momma’s so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed!

Yo momma’s so greasy companies buy their Oil from her!

Yo momma’s so flat she’s jealous of the wall!

Yo momma’s so poor she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people’s fingers!

Yo momma’s so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning!

Yo momma’s so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs!

Yo momma’s so bald you can see whats on her mind!

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