A man walks in a bar and a little man is sitting next to him. The little man asked if he had a family and how old he was. The man told him he was 29 and had a wife and two kids.
The little man says “I’m a Leprechaun, and if you left me F#$@ you in the butt I will grant you three wishes.”
They go to the bathroom and the Leprechaun starts to F@$# him in the butt.
When almost finished the Leprechaun says, “You did say you had a family right?”
Than man replies, “Yes, I’m 29 and have a wife and two kids.”
The Leprechaun says, “Well aren’t you a little bit old to be believing in Leprechauns?”