Seven wise men with knowledge so fine,
created a pussy to their design.
First was a butcher,
with smart wit,
using a knife,
he gave it a slit.
Second was a carpenter,
strong and bold,
with a hammer and chisel,
he gave it a hole.
Third was a tailor,
tall and thin,
by using red velvet,
he lined it within.
Fourth was a hunter,
short and stout,
with a piece of fox fur,
he lined it without.
Fifth was a fisherman,
nasty as hell,
threw in a fish and gave it a smell.
Sixth was a preacher,
whose name was McGee,
he touched it and blessed it,
and said it could pee.
Last was a sailor,
dirty little runt,
he sucked it and fucked it,
and called it a cunt.