What do you call a woman with one leg?
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your front porch?
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?
What did the left nut say to the right nut?
The guy in the middle thinks he is so hard!
What do you call an anorexic with thrush?
A quarter pounder with cheese!
Why did the fish get kicked out of school?
Cause he was caught with seaweed.
What did the ghost say to the bee?
Whats best about shagging twenty – eight year olds?
There are twenty of them!
How to you make a dish washer into a snow blower?
Give the bitch a shovel.
The fight we had last night was my fault – my wife asked me what was on the TV and i said dust.
Boys are like parking spaces the good ones are take-in!