One Line Jokes

What do you call a woman with one leg?
Ilene.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your front porch?
Matt.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?
Bob.

What did the left nut say to the right nut?
The guy in the middle thinks he is so hard!

What do you call an anorexic with thrush?
A quarter pounder with cheese!

Why did the fish get kicked out of school?
Cause he was caught with seaweed.

What did the ghost say to the bee?
Boo-bee!

Whats best about shagging twenty – eight year olds?
There are twenty of them!

How to you make a dish washer into a snow blower?
Give the bitch a shovel.

The fight we had last night was my fault – my wife asked me what was on the TV and i said dust.

Boys are like parking spaces the good ones are take-in!

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