Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud.
Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles.
Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.
Here I sit in misty vapor in a shithouse with no paper
I have no time to sit and linger watch out asshole here comes finger.
What is the difference between a sin and shame?
It’s a sin to stick it in and a shame to take it out.
Two eggs boiling in a pan, one male and one female.
The female egg says “Look, I’ve got a crack”
“No good telling me” replies the male egg “I’m not hard yet”
Q. Why don’t guys like to preform oral sex on a woman the morning after sex?
A. Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese sandwich?
Q. Why don’t they have any toilet paper in KFC?
A. Because its finger licking good!
Q. What do a gynecologist and a pizza boy have in common?
A. They can smell it but they cant eat it!
Q. What does a dwarf get if he runs through a woman’s legs?
A. A clit around the ear and a flap across the face